Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Laughing out loud!!!!!

Got a forwarded mail from a friend of mine.... Was titled "Hilarious Court Cases". Here are a few of the questions which are really funny!!! So, read on and enjoy, and have a good laugh!!!!!

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

1.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

2.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

3.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

4.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

5. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

6. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

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